Free X account teardown
We read your X account like a buyer would. Then we tell you what to fix.
Three fields: your handle, your product URL, your launch date. Back comes a written teardown of your founder account, with the five changes that will matter most before launch day.
What we check
- 01
Bio and header
Does a stranger know who you help and what you are building in five seconds?
- 02
Pinned post
Is the pin doing a job (waitlist, origin thread, best proof) or is it a two year old joke?
- 03
Last 30 posts
Ratio of problem, proof and personal posts. What got profile visits and what got nothing.
- 04
Replies
Where you reply, how often, and whether those accounts are followed by your buyers.
- 05
Threads
Hooks, structure and endings. Which thread to write next and which to stop writing.
- 06
Who follows you
How many followers look like buyers, builders or AI creators in your niche.
- 07
AI creators
Five to ten AI creators worth warming up for your launch, and how to start.
- 08
Launch timing
Whether your date leaves enough runway, and what to cut if it does not.
Get your X teardown
What you get back
- The five changes that matter most, ranked
- A rewritten bio and pinned post suggestion
- Three thread ideas built on your product
- A short list of AI creators to start warming up
- A straight answer on whether your launch date gives you enough runway
What happens after
Nothing, unless you want something to happen. Plenty of founders take the teardown and run the plays themselves. If you want us to run it with you, that is the pre-launch audience sprint.
Questions founders ask
Is the teardown really free?
Yes. It is how we decide whether we can help, and how you decide whether you like the way we think. You keep it either way.
What if I have almost no followers?
That is most people who ask. The teardown then focuses on the profile, the first threads and where to start replying, which matters more than the follower count.
How do I get it back?
As a written note by email, Telegram or X DM, whichever you give us. Usually within two working days.
Do you need access to my account?
No. We only look at what is public. No passwords, no analytics access.